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drwxr-xr-x 1 monkey monkey 4096 Apr 07 06:66 .
drwxr-xr-x 1 root root 4096 Jan 01 1970 ..
drwxr-xr-x 1 monkey monkey 4096 Apr 27 03:53 neural-banana
drwxr-xr-x 1 monkey monkey 4096 Mar 01 03:53 void-terminal
drwxr-xr-x 1 monkey monkey 4096 Dec 16 03:53 glitch-css
drwxr-xr-x 1 monkey monkey 4096 Nov 02 03:53 quantum-clipboard
drwxr-xr-x 1 monkey monkey 4096 Apr 08 03:53 monkey-type
drwxr-xr-x 1 monkey monkey 4096 Nov 22 03:53 dark-web-scraper
Machine learning model trained exclusively on banana curvature data. Predicts optimal eating ripeness with 99.9% accuracy.
Terminal emulator that connects to /dev/null. All output is discarded into the void. Very zen.
CSS framework that makes every website look like it's from a 90s cyberpunk movie. Includes 47 different glitch effects.
Clipboard manager that exists in superposition. You never know what you pasted until you observe it.
Typing test for primates. Measures WPM (Words Per Minute) and BPM (Bananas Per Minute).
Web scraper that only works at night. Requires minimum 3 cups of coffee to function.